bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

(via lifeasbroddie)

kimkardashianfashionstyle:

September 16, 2014 - Kim Kardashian & Kanye West going to a meeting in Encino.

whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

(via oceana-atlantic)

rachelisaflameprincess:

bendydicks:

considerthishippie:

Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.

oh

i was not prepared for that

(via miacat)

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"
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